stonesavvy:

romantic-p0rn:

hentai-ass:

LMFAO 

OMG

Yoooo I would do this

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stonesavvy:

v-oguedd:

pls

True

(August 1st. 12:57AM)
“I found that bottle of whiskey you left at my apartment. You know the one you were saving for a special occasion? I think you leaving is a good enough reason to finally open it.”

(August 2nd. 4:07AM)
“Today was complete shit, I came home and you weren’t here what the fuck is wrong with you, why haven’t you come home yet?”

(August 2nd. 4:30AM)
“I never noticed how cold a bed can get when it’s left half empty. Maybe that explains why I’m cold all the time now, you left me half empty.”

(August 3rd. 3:55PM)
“I saw your mom today, she wouldn’t look me in the eyes. What the fuck did you tell her I did?”

(August 4th. 5:07AM)
“I fucking hate you.”

(August 4th. 5:08AM)
“Why did you leave?”

(August 4th. 5:10AM)
“Come home.”

(August 6th 3:22AM)
“I hate that this is goodbye. I miss you so goddamn much. I won’t bother you again. I’m sorry if you hate me. I love you.”

Texts I regret sending you. Part 2. (via jessielou24)

(via highsnvibes)

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(Source: nicodiangelbabe, via heart)

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vvankinq:


fullmooney
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it’s just universally accepted that band geeks is the best episode of spongebob

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
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(via abighairyasshole)

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